Generating Motivation (literally)
By SJW
October 10, 2006 • Fact checked by Dumb Little Man
This will be a quick tip little something to motivate you through parody. You supply the image and words, and the Parody Motivator Generator puts it all together.
If you are feeling low at work, perhaps creating one of these and placing it on your desk will be the subtle hint your boss needs. Hmm..maybe you just want to stick your boss’ picture in there. Then again, maybe not. Use at your own risk!
For over two decades, the multi-billion dollar motivation industry has unleashed untold suffering upon the workplaces, schools and civil institutions of the world- in the insidious form of the motivational poster. By the millions they have been sold and displayed- these dark instruments of corporate propaganda. While promising to stimulate “Hope”, “Success” and “Teamwork”, instead these tools of coercion and intimidation have inspired only grief, anger and nausea.